MEN

1. Describing a guy as 'cute' is apparently offensive


2. Guys relish the act breaking wind first thing in the morning. They call it the 'morning thunder'.


3. When 4 or more guys get together, they talk about sports. When 4 or more women get together, they talk about men,


4. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man can't fix something, they take it personally.


5. They are more sensitive than you think. 75% of men admitted to shedding a tear watching The Notebook.


6. YES and NO are acceptable answers to any question. Men aren't big on elaboration.


7. Don't give men too many options. They don't know whether they prefer white tee or blank tank.


8. 75% of men agree that Jessica Alba is the ultimate female.


9. 90% of men do not get the high-waisted pants trend od the 80's fashion revival.


10. They have limited sense of direction and time.It's an innate glitch like women and shoe fetishes.


11. Guys don't understand hints. They don't read minds. So say what you mean and mean what you say!


12. All blokes are afraid of eyelash curlers. Sleep with one under your pillow-apparently scarier than a gun.


13. They do kiss and tell (story).


14. Guys don't have issues hooking up with their ex's best friend. SInce there's more women than men in the world, lets call it recycling.


15. If they go quite, it doesn't mean there's something on their mind. Chances are - there's NOTHING.


16. Guys agree that Britney is a tad too mad and Lindsay is a b**ch. And oh their NO. 1 hate? Girls b**ching.


17. Socially, guys either mingle and bond with other guys, or sit quite. There's no in-between.


18. Whenever men are around, ensure you have food on hand and he will be well.


19. They're gentlemen in front of single women, but if you are already taken, they will treat you like one of the guys.

*Source : CLEO September 2008